I have five kids and three of them are boys. Testosterone rules here at the Talbert Zoo. If you have boys I am sure you can relate! If you sit down to pee and find out that the toilet seat is up…you just might be a mother of boys. If your mealtime rule is no wrestling at the dinner table…you just might be a mother of boys. If the only article of clothing required in your family’s dress code is underwear…you just might be a mother of boys. If you…
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Friday Funny Blog Hop – Link Up
The Pirate Eye Little Bear always poses with what we call “The Pirate Eye.” This is my all time favorite Pirate Eye photo: Have your kids done anything funny this week? Link up to your funniest blog post from the past week. PetSafe ScoopFree Crystal Litter Tray Refills, Premium Blue Crystals, 3-Pack, Disposable Tray, Includes Leak Protection & Low Tracking Litter, Absorbs Odors On Contact 4.6 out of 5 stars(37554) $69.95 (as of April 30, 2024 09:57 GMT -05:00 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the…
Read MoreWhat I Found in My Refrigerator
It’s truck fries and an automobile sandwich. Actually, when I asked Monkey about it he just said, “I was pretending my toys were food.” Good answer little Monkey. Good answer. ARM & HAMMER Clump & Seal Platinum Multi-Cat Complete Odor Sealing Clumping Cat Litter with 14 Days of Odor Control, 37 lbs, Online Exclusive Formula 4.6 out of 5 stars(43673) $36.31 (as of April 30, 2024 09:57 GMT -05:00 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and…
Read MoreFriday Funny and Week Recap at the Zoo
It seems like my job never ends. I am awakened by little boys yelling, “Is it morning yet?” right around 6 am. After I answer, “Yes, you can get up now,” I feed them breakfast, help them get dressed, rush three kids to the bus stop for school, referee fights and arguments, do dishes, do laundry, help pick up toys, feed them lunch, put the little one down for a nap, get after school snacks together, help with homework, cook dinner, argue with the teenager, calm down, eat dinner, do…
Read MoreFriday Funny From the Zoo
Happy Friday from The Talbert Zoo! PetSafe ScoopFree Premium Blue Non-Clumping Crystal Cat Litter, Lightly Scented Litter – Superior Odor Control – Low Tracking for Less Mess – Lasts Up to 1 Month, 8.6 lbs total (2 Pack of 4.3 lb bags) 4.4 out of 5 stars(45582) $24.95 (as of April 30, 2024 09:57 GMT -05:00 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of…
Read MoreLike Father Like Son
They watched the Packer game together yesterday. Unfortunately, the Packers lost. But they still kept their team spirit! Fancy Feast Poultry and Beef Feast Classic Pate Collection Grain Free Wet Cat Food Variety Pack – (Pack of 30) 3 oz. Cans 4.7 out of 5 stars(90497) $26.23 (as of April 30, 2024 09:57 GMT -05:00 – More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase…
Read MoreFriday Funnies from the Zoo
In Parrot’s school journal: “I like my Dad I like Pizza But I Love the Grey Goo!” The Grey Goo from the computer game Tasty Planet Back for Seconds Conversation with Monkey Mom: What is on your face? Monkey: Marker. Mom: Why do you have marker on your face? Monkey: Kitty told me to do it. Mom: Do you do everything that she says? Monkey: Yes. Mom: If Kitty told you to jump of a bridge would you do it? Monkey: Yes. Mom: If Kitty told you to kiss a…
Read MoreMemorial Day Weekend and Kitty Humor
The Talbert Zoo survived yet another Memorial Day weekend. Despite the crappy weather we have been having out here in Spokane, Chris still managed to clean out the garage on Saturday and serve a tasty meal on the grill that evening and Sunday night. Chris is the master chef at the zoo. He serves up some delicious and healthy meals for us and our little animals. On Saturday he grilled turkey burgers and hot dogs and Sunday he grilled chicken legs with home made tomato-free barbecue sauce (Parrot is allergic…
Read MoreButt Monkey
Monkey doesn’t talk very much, but we are working on adding new words to his vocabulary every day. Recently, as I was changing his diaper I was trying to get him to say his first name. I kept on repeating, “What is your name, little boy?” over and over again. Finally he replied, “Butt.” I laughed hysterically. So now we call him “Butt Monkey.” I think that one is going to stick. Hartz Delectables Squeeze Up Interactive Lickable Wet Cat Treats for Adult & Senior Cats, Tuna & Shrimp, 24…
Read MoreAnchors Aweigh
I wish someone made one of these bad boys for chairs. I would be their best customer. When Monkey wants something he goes and gets it by pushing the dining room chairs all over the house. Sharp knives, small appliances, and household cleaning supplies are his favorites. I can not put them high enough. Do your kids move your furniture all over the place? SHEBA PERFECT PORTIONS Paté Adult Wet Cat Food Trays (24 Count, 48 Servings), Signature Seafood Entrée, Easy Peel Twin-Pack Trays 4.6 out of 5 stars(73004) $25.98…
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